If I Become the President of Nigeria....

#1
if I become the President of Nigeria....
my 12 point agenda would be as follows:
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who break each
other heart's spends 20 years in jail
2. No man is entitled to more than one wife
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will
have to relocate
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 4 kids
6. If you are married and not paying attention to your wife,
you will be jailed
7. Every woman or man cheating will be kept in the zoo for 2
months
8. No sex until u seek permission from your local
government chairman and it is once per month
9. Every boy must register her girlfriend in the ministry of
women affairs, which means one boy one girl,if u want to
re-register a new girl you will publish it on 4 different
newspapers
10. Any girl who is not married till 35 yrs will be taken to
chibok for the exchange of our girls
11. Any man of 40 yrs that is still single will receive a free
wife from the Federal government
12. Every marriage certificate will have expiring date and
will be renewed promptly when expired
THE QUESTION IS ......
WILL YOU VOTE FOR ME???????
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#2
I like number 4, 5, 6 and 7.
Others - no way!
@rebeccagold, I won't vote you. Sorry!
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#3
i will gladly hide my voters card
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#4
C & P, just give the owners a link back na?
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#5
Hmmnn, i swear am gonna vote for you but by that time i would just fly out of nigeria to live in another peaceful country like----Biafra-WinkRolleyes?Smile
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#6
Thank God I don't have a voter's card.
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#7
no 9 aahhh its very difficult
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#8
No vote for you joh
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#9
Wickedness in of the highest level.
Chai bondage administration.
Is better I vote the incapable old man than voting for you.
And mind u till the next 300 yrs no room for a woman incharge of the ASO ROCK .
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